NEW RULE

I'm making a new rule, and I think it's a fair one. If you have a young child, the cost of that child's entire wardrobe MUST BE at least as much as the cost of your sneakers. C'mon dudes, it's not like you're sponsored by Nike or Addidas - we know those sneakers cost $300. We also know your son's outfit cost three bucks...back when your parents bought it for you back in 1987.